My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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