she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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