Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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