the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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