Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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