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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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