The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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