May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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