i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
