On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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