Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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