South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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