Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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