Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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