if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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