He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You're a waste of cheezeits
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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