the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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