so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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