i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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I need you to use more vowels.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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