My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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