sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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