I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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