my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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