I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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