Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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