She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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