I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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