i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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