4 words: hood of his car
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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