Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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