For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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