I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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