woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
