Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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