i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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