You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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