Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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