I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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