Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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