he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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