Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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