Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The adults are the big ones right?
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