Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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