Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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