Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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