Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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