Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Just puked most of my soul out..
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
