What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
