I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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