Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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