are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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