I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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