why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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