even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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