this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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