i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he fucked my hip out of place.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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