He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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